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Here's What To Do If Paul Ryan Sends You A BRE

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One of our loyal CHQ readers recently received a fundraising package from establishment Republican Speaker of the House Paul Ryan. Speaker Ryan must be feeling the heat from principled limited government constitutional conservative Paul Nehlen's #DumpRyan primary challenge because our reader, a Reagan appointee and maxed-out donor to Ted Cruz, has never been solicited by Paul Ryan until now.
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At first our loyal reader was going to throw away the package from Speaker Ryan, then she noticed that it contained a business reply envelop or BRE; meaning Speaker Ryan's campaign would pay the return postage -- whatever it cost -- for our loyal reader to reply to the Speaker and let him know exactly how she felt about his collaboration with Obama and the Democrats.

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This was too great an opportunity for our loyal reader to pass up. So our loyal reader wrote the Speaker a heartfelt letter telling him he should resign for the good of the Republican Party and our beloved Nation...

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Then our loyal reader had a real brainstorm; since the Speaker was paying the postage she could send him anything she wanted to, as much as she wanted to, and his campaign would PAY to receive the package. So she stuffed the BRE with all of the latest lies and propaganda she had received from Speaker Ryan, the National Republican Congressional Committee and the National Republican Senatorial Committee and added to them the Sunday Comics from The Washington Post.

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But of course our loyal reader wouldn't want to be impolite, so if you follow this procedure be sure to thank Speaker Ryan for providing you with the means of telling him what you really think of his "leadership" along with the added benefit of subtracting the cost of postage from the campaign war chest he will have to use against his principled limited government conservative opponent Paul Nehlen. #DumpRyan #NeverRyan

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If you receive one of these fundraising packages from Speaker Paul Ryan we urge you to join our loyal reader's rebellion against the Republican establishment's crony government money machine, follow the above steps and strike a small blow for liberty: #DumpRyan #NeverRyan
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