If you’ve paid attention to the smaller tidbits of news lately – and even if you haven’t – you might’ve seen certain conservative media TV personalities featuring and making fun of a new liberal advocacy group for Democrat nominee-to-be cackling Kamala Harris simply labeled, “White Dudes for Harris” (WDFH).
Laura Ingraham talked about the faction on her show last week when commenting on how Democrats had taken to labeling Republicans “weird”. Here’s the link (relevant portion starts about 1:35).
It turns out WDFH is a collection of rather pathetic-appearing sallow “dudes” who seem to pride (no pun intended, really) themselves on bucking the voting trends of millions of similarly “white” XY chromosome males who, as statistics show, favor Republican Donald J. Trump and running mate J.D. Vance by significant percentages. As everyone knows, Democrats recently switched from broken-down old babbling donkey “white dude” senile Joe Biden to the far-left “diverse” former senator from the Golden State.
While it wouldn’t be American to question a person’s voting methodology – after all, some people make football bets based on which team has the best uniforms or fancy helmet designs – but one would think, logically, that most real “men” weigh issue positions in their deliberations on who to vote for in place of basic female politician worship that sounds nice and tolerant and “woke” but doesn’t contain an ounce of substance.
Nevertheless, there are human beings out there that identify as male, have mostly European ancestral backgrounds and prostitute themselves on the altar of “First Female President” nonsense. If you need a visual, both Rep. Adam Schiff (D, also of California) and Biden Trans Secretary and fellow cabinet member Pete Butt(igieg) made appearances on the WDFH Zoom call.
But looking at cackling Kamala’s supposed shortlist of potential running mates, most if not all of them could qualify for membership in the “White Dudes for Harris” clique as well.
Which “white dude” will Harris choose? Or will she go in a different direction altogether and make her ticket “double diverse”? In an article titled “What each VP contender brings to Harris ticket”, Elizabeth Crisp reported at The Hill last week:
“Vice President Harris is on track to pick someone to join her on the Democratic presidential ticket within the coming days, after a light-speed launch to her campaign.
“Democrats have rallied around Harris, including some of the top contenders to become her running mate. Among the names most often floated: Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly. A recent poll found Democrats are split over which candidate she should pick with Shapiro and Kelly leading the pack of possible choices, with 15 percent and 14 percent support, respectively. Respondents also rated California Gov. Gavin Newsom and Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer highly…
“Many of the names that have been floated as top contenders are white men, like Kelly, Shapiro and Walz, which is presumed to be an effort to compliment her status as a Black and Asian American woman.”
Compliment her status… or complement it?
There you have it. No one should be surprised that cackling Kamala Harris is herself using DEI (Diversity, Equity and Inclusion) criteria as the chief consideration for who she’ll choose as running mate. Of the names mentioned above, only Michigan’s Whitmer is a non-white male, though the Wolverine State’s governor certainly seems masculine and aggressive enough to kick the crap out of most non-Republican men. So she still qualifies.
Not part of this report, obviously, but other names frequently mentioned as possible cackling Kamala sidekicks are California’s Gavin Newsom and Biden Trans Secretary Pete Butt(igieg), who was mentioned above as a member of the “White Dudes for Harris” group. Newsom achieved fame for his famous COVID lockdown hypocrisy, but he’s also notorious for being a spineless liberal to the point where he was unsuccessfully recalled a few years back.
But both Newsom and Kamala are from the left coast capital of “woke”, California, so they probably didn’t want to bother with that whole Constitution thing and worry about being from the same state for Electoral College purposes.
Besides, cackling Kamala’s going to have a hard enough time trying to sidestep her left-coast socialist/communist track record, so the last thing she would’ve wanted in a running mate is some “white man” who looks as though he frequents women’s hair salons daily to grease up his coiffure. No one’s sure how it might’ve happened, but Newsom has attained membership in the national figures club – who knows, maybe he’ll appoint himself to an office someday.
Butt(igieg) probably wasn’t Harris’s choice because he’s got a husband and it would be too much for the Democrat campaign brains to pass off two “diverse” far leftwing non-traditionalists on the same ticket. It’s going to be a hard sell as it is to fool enough low-information voters into accepting cackling Kamala herself. Bringing the gayer-than-most Butt(igieg) into the equation would be too much for any Democrat spinmeister to process.
And, knowing them, Harris probably would’ve needed to constantly look over her shoulder for the super-ambitions Butt(igieg) if he were the one and the two managed to win this November’s election. The “First Woman President” title would grow old after about two hours next year, but “The First Gay President” would have staying power. You know how Democrats are with their statuses and lasting legacy at issue.
Imagine a history museum somewhere with all the portraits of the vice presidents and needing to concoct a representation of Pete Butt(igieg). That would be a heck of an unenviable task.
Turning to the actual finalists themselves – again, according to reports – I believe the least likely cackling Kamala pick is Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro. The reason he won’t be chosen is because Shapiro makes the most sense in a rational kind of way, and that will be too much for the Harris pushers to tolerate.
The very recent revelations of Shapiro being a sexually harassment-tolerating scumbag doesn’t help, either. Anyone think of Andrew Cuomo here?
Plus, as I’ve noted before, cackling Kamala’s husband, kissin’ bandit Doug Emhoff, is Jewish, so if she were to choose another Jew like Josh Shapiro to be her number two, that’s too many close-to-Israel connections for her radical Palestinian/Hamas-loving constituents in Michigan and Minnesota to tolerate. Since both states are projected to be razor-close at Election time, Democrats couldn’t possibly risk losing several thousand sure votes because of her running mate’s chumminess with the Jewish State.
This isn’t a consideration for Republicans, and they’re the ones who supposedly are anti-Semitic (according to one Democrat I’ve talked about politics with).
Shapiro enjoys high in-state approval ratings and a smart bet would be that he’d attract enough support to win Pennsylvania for the Kamala ticket, but why would Democrats trade a win in the Keystone State for losses in Michigan and Minnesota? Everyone knows Democrats need all of the “Blue Wall” rust belt states to come out on top this year. So I think Shapiro is out.
The combo of being white and Jewish is too much diversity for even the Democrats to handle.
I also don’t think cackling Kamala will go with Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. Walz is originally from Nebraska and moved to southern Minnesota where he attended college (at Mankato State University) and eventually was elected to Congress to represent Minnesota’s First District, which is traditionally a fairly conservative, farming community.
As Governor, Walz has checked all the boxes for a dedicated twenty-first century liberal – he loved legalizing pot, LGBTQ+++ legislation and has gone from a strong advocate for gun rights to a gun grabber in the span of less than a decade. In other words, he fits right into the contemporary definition of “progressive” Biden-type Democrat who panders to Big Labor and sucks up to the right voter blocs.
Why wouldn’t Walz be chosen? He’s a no-name in a political world where cackling Kamala, new to the top of the ticket herself, desperately needs name recognition and “star power” to run with her. Plus, if Kamala craves a pol she’s personally compatible with, Gopher State Governor Tim (not Pawlenty) doesn’t seem to be the right “white dude”. He’s midwestern to the core and though very liberal, would seem to clash with the multitude of coastal elites who make up Harris’s chief support group.
Walz’s aw-shucks midwestern persona probably isn’t the right fit, though he’s certainly been an outspoken annoying Democrat when appearing on establishment media talk shows recently. But chances are those who’ve seen Walz pop up on TV wouldn’t have recognized him when they first saw his mug flash on the screen.
If Shapiro and Walz didn’t make the cut, the favorite for Kamala’s right-hand “white dude” falls to Arizona Senator Mark Kelly, another dedicated liberal who toes the Democrat establishment line but carries more electoral gravitas – at least more than Walz.
Kelly achieved fame as a Space Shuttle astronaut but grew even more well-known by being the husband of former Arizona Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, who was shot and nearly died from an assassination attempt in 2011.
Opportunistic Kelly used the notoriety to build his political career, and though he looks kind of like a slightly less green and wrinkly and younger version of Yoda, is probably the best contender on cackling Kamala’s shortlist. Kelly and Harris didn’t serve together in the U.S. Senate but they no doubt know each other through networks and the Arizonan’s close relationship with the Biden administration.
And yes, odd-looking senator Kelly is from The Grand Canyon State, which happens to be of the “swing” variety and is another must-win for the Democrat presidential ticket this year. In the media appearances I’ve seen with the senator, he resembles an other-worldly elf but seems to say all the right things for Democrats.
Plus, he’s white. Who would’ve ever thought that Democrats would reverse-discriminate for a Caucasian male. They must be desperate, no?
According to most reports, Democrat nominee-to-be cackling Kamala Harris has completed her hasty deliberations for her perfect DEI running mate and will announce the “winner” tomorrow – or sometime soon. Democrats apparently feel that their ticket must be racially and gender balanced, so the newly anointed presidential ticket standard bearer considered only white dudes at the end. Isn’t that the definition of “weird”?
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Doesn't really matter who the liberals pick as the Cacklemaniac's running mate. He or she or whatever gender they call themselves will be just as much of an unmitigated Communist hypocrite as the Cacklemaniac is.